An Experiment on Omegle

I got on Omegle and talked about Harry Potter, here are the reactions I got.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: do you think Harry's really the chosen one?
Stranger: in harry potter?
You: of course
Stranger: i don't like him being the chosen one, but yea he is
You: did you want it to be Neville?
You: I kinda wanted it to be Neville
Stranger: of course
Stranger: harry has a temper and thinks he is all that matters
You: Neville is awesome! I would date Neville
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: so are you a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: cool, so I guess that kind of explains why you wouldn't date Neville, ha.
Stranger: yep




Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 18 f Hogwarts
You: You?
Stranger: 18 m canada
You: ah, you didn't get a letter, that sucks
Stranger: wha
You: so, you're a muggle?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: so, that divency homework was tough, right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: are you okay with having a conversation of a sexual nature?
You: no, are you ok having a conversation of hogwarts nature?
Stranger: yeah
You: so, do you think Harry is the chosen one?
Stranger: you've read the seventh book haven't you?
You: oh yes
Stranger: the answere is yes then obiv
You: i know, but you never know who has or hasn't read it.
You: i wanted it to be Neville
Stranger: that would've been like eating coins all morning
Stranger: shit would be so cash
You: i don't comprehend how that relates to harry potter
Stranger: it is an expression meaning rad or neat
You: ah, then yes. I love Neville
Stranger: i like emma watson
You: yeah, she's cool
You: do you listen to Wrock?
Stranger: one of those hp fan bands?
You: its the genre, W is for wizard
Stranger: i don't but it really wouldn't be more rediculous than gangsta rap or heavy metal both of which i listen to
You: so true, but i like Wrock more
Stranger: to each his own
You: true, true. what did you think about dumbledore being gay?
Stranger: i didn't care
You: really?
Stranger: it wasn't like making him gay made him a pedo
Stranger: he was just into stroking other dudes wands until they cried like the phoenix
Stranger: all over his beard
You have disconnected.




You: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: f
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18, w or m?
Stranger: m
You: muggle, really? that's sad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: m 16 US
You: f 18 hogwarts
Stranger: Oh dear.
Stranger: I'm sure you have fun there.
You: i do, it's so fun to bug Snape
You: i'm sorry you didn't get a letter
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Didn't go.
You: why not?
Stranger: dumbledore pisses me off :)
You: but...he's dead
Stranger: Yeah, i lol'd.
Stranger: Bit late to be going now though.
You: true, you can't go anymore. are your parents sad you're a squib now?
Stranger: Alongside the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is gaaay.
You: daniel radcliffe is just the representation of harry, he's not the real person
Stranger: He went to my school, he cried alot.
You: harry?
Stranger: Daniel
You: oh, well he's not harry
You: harry's a really nice guy
Stranger: Wow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was waiting for someone to tell me that you can't be at Hogwarts when you're 18. There are only seven years! I love Omegle and weirding people out about Hogwarts and Harry and Neville.